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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 19:00

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we? - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
If You Have an Asus Router, You Need to Check If It's Been Hacked - Lifehacker
No way
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Next, they tried...
Queens of the Stone Age Announce Autumn 2025 Tour of North America - Pitchfork
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Fed Chair hit with savage message on interest rates - TheStreet
Still no good.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post
No go.
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!