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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 19:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we? - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

If You Have an Asus Router, You Need to Check If It's Been Hacked - Lifehacker

No way

Next, they tried...

Queens of the Stone Age Announce Autumn 2025 Tour of North America - Pitchfork

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Fed Chair hit with savage message on interest rates - TheStreet

Still no good.

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are romance novels of today still allowed to be bodice rippers, or do publishers not allow this sort of romance genre to exist anymore?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

To prevent blackouts, Trump administration keeps another aging power plant online through summer - AP News

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Try 'Japanese walking,' eat dark chocolate for fiber and do these Sunday chores — plus 7 more health tips to help you have a great week - Yahoo

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post

No go.

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!